You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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