He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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