it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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