fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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