You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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