I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
