I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize