Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm like, not good at living.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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