Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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