Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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