he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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