no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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