Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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