he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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