Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Still dying that you shit outside
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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