Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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