He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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