I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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