Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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