This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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