fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
be right there i have to get my cape
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