I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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