Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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