dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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