the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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