no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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