I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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