Just fell off a train. Bad.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
