but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Let the clothes fall where they may.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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