Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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