I hate your face
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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