I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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