Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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