thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
they need to just BURY HIM!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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