Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
