I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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