That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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