i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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