we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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