Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
it's great music for shaving your balls
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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