Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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