I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You need Xanax blowdarts
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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