batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
third nipple confirmed
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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