Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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