: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i believe in u and ur pee
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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