I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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