he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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