Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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