we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Oh Jesus.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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