question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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