Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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