god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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